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THE STRONGEST NAKED WOMANJuly 25, 2007
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Three Penthouse Pets came in today to compete for the title of The World’s Strongest Naked Woman and, while none of them were able to beat... |
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A PLAYMATE A MONTH?July 24, 2007
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Scott Baio stopped by to talk about his new VH1 show, “45 and Single,” and ended up revealing (among many things) that he was once banned... |
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SHARING HORSE STORIESJuly 23, 2007
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Guitar legend, Leslie West stopped by today to talk about his new album, “Masters of War,” and ended up swapping heroin stories with Artie... |
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ANDREA ON THE LOOSEJuly 19, 2007
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Miss Howard Stern stopped by with her “manager,” KC Armstrong, a “bucket of pills” and a bottle of Jack this morning and gave quite... |
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PAPA GOTTFRIEDJuly 18, 2007
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Brand new parent, Gilbert Gottfried stopped by – minus a photo of his new daughter, prompting George Takei to offer to adopt the baby, which... |
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BOBBLING FOR DOLLARSJuly 17, 2007
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Alien envoy and Howard 101 radio host, Riley Martin, stopped by with his entourage that included his son and just about everyone else in his... |
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THEY’RE BACK, BYE GEORGEJuly 16, 2007
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Howard and crew were welcomed back from their vacations by everyone’s favorite announcer: George Takei, who will be sitting in all week. |
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A CHAMPION EMERGESJune 28, 2007
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After refusing to let HowardTV film an episode of “Cribs” in his apartment, Will revealed that JD had arm wrestled 2 girls recently...and... |
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IS THIS THE NEXT MR. X?June 27, 2007
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Howard let frequent caller, The Sim, come down to the studio this morning to see if he could broker a love match between him and Robin, but... |
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HOTTER THAN EVERJune 26, 2007
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Savanna Samson stopped in with the Rev. Bob Levy and Beetlejuice this morning and Howard quickly pointed out that she was looking better than... |
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FLASH FOR A TOURJune 25, 2007
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Nicole and her husband camped out in the lobby this morning, hoping for a tour of the studio. After agreeing to take off her top, the two... |
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ISN’T SHE LOVELYJune 21, 2007
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Joining Miss Howard Stern, Miss Black Howard Stern and Miss Amputee Howard Stern, Jacklyn was the unanimous winner in the latest in a series... |
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BIGFOOT + BLUE = RADIO GOLDJune 20, 2007
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Bigfoot and Blue Iris came in to play, “What’s in my Ass” this morning, but not before Bigfoot took a big dump and the two of them spent... |
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PAM & HANSJune 19, 2007
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The one and only, Pamela Anderson stopped by to talk about the Vegas magic show she is performing in with Hans Klok. She also brought her... |
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A SPOKESMODEL NAMED DESIREEJune 18, 2007
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In addition to Jimmy Fallon and Michael Moore visiting today, Howard TV unveiled the latest in a long line of hot spokesmodels...Desiree. |
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CLEAR THE DECKSJune 14, 2007
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The cancellation of a couple of guests gave Howard and the crew the chance to cover a wide variety of subjects from Sal’s “issues” to... |
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THE DOCTOR IS INJune 13, 2007
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Noted psychiatrist, Dr. Keith Ablow, came in today to get to the bottom of what Howard thought was a boring topic – the fact that he and... |
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HIT & MISS HOWARD STERNJune 12, 2007
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Miss Howard Stern did something she’s never done on the show before, along with lots of things she has done; like profess her love for KC,... |
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THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER – YET AGAINJune 11, 2007
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For about the fifth time in the last month, Artie declared that the young woman in the studio was the “hottest chick ever on the show.”... |
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THE ONE BEFORE BETHJune 7, 2007
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Mike Tyson’s former wife, Robin Givens, stopped by to talk about her new book but everyone one was more interested in one of her other former... |
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MISS HOTTEST REGULAR CHICK 2007June 6, 2007
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Six guys from the show were sent into the streets of Manhattan to find the Hottest Regular Chick they could find. Two failed miserably, but... |
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SATELLITE PARTY ON SATELLITE RADIOJune 5, 2007
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Perry Farrell and his band, Satellite Party, paid a visit to Studio 69 this morning. While Howard was smitten with Perry’s wife, Etty, Artie... |
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SHE DOUBLES AS A FLOTATION DEVICEJune 4, 2007
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Former flight attendant and current Penthouse Pet of the Month, Kimberly Williams, stopped by to say hi and to show off. |
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PAINTING A ROSIE PICTUREMay 24, 2007
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Amber, Miss Howard TV for June, wasn’t even mentioned today, but she’s far more attractive than some of the subjects discussed today as... |
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SHE HAS AN ARTIE FETISHMay 23, 2007
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A gogo dancer from New Jersey named Jen stopped by to try to convince Artie that she really did have a thing for him, but the fact that Rev... |
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WANNA F MY MOM?May 22, 2007
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Jason from Howard TV brought his mom, Roxanne, in today hoping to set her up on a date with one of her co-workers. After hearing some of her... |
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THE HOTTEST GIRLMay 21, 2007
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For the second time in less than a week, Artie proclaimed the girl in the studio was the hottest we’d ever had. In this case he was talking... |
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MUFFIN MAILMay 17, 2007
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Artie read the card he recently received from the man who occasionally sits next to him on the show, George Takei, congratulating him on his... |
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A WELL ROASTED DICKMay 16, 2007
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An all star dais lined up this morning to roast Andy Dick and no one left the studio unscorched. But the whole roast was outdone with the... |
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TWISTED SISTER RIDES AGAINMay 15, 2007
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Dee Snider of Twisted Sister stopped by to talk about renewing his vows, raising money for the March of Dimes, Twisted Sister’s reunion and... |
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INTRODUCING: THE GRILLO DIARIESMay 14, 2007
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Jimmy Kimmel spent the morning on the show and Hanson stopped by to show how far they’ve come since “MMMbop.” But the highlight of the... |
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CAN SHE WIN FRED’S MONEY?May 10, 2007
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Jennifer came in with high hopes of winning Fred’s money this morning. When she didn’t, she earned high marks from Artie who caller her... |
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SAY IT AIN’T SO JOEMay 9, 2007
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Joey Buttafuocco called in to report on his recent release from jail, his divorce from his current wife and his desire to reconcile with Amy... |
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PUDDIN’ HEADSMay 8, 2007
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Richard and Sal outdid themselves today, not once but twice. First Sal used his testicles to spread pudding over Richard’s face, then Richard... |
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SILICONE BEATS SALINEMay 7, 2007
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Cyndi Catalano, returned to the show this morning so all the “doctors” in the studio could feel the difference between her old saline implants... |
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PUTTING ON HIS BIRTHDAY SUITMay 3, 2007
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Jeff the Drunk stopped by to celebrate his 40th birthday and ended up in a bikini swinging at a piñata stuffed with a six pack of Budweiser... |
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SPINNING HIS WEBMay 2, 2007
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Spider Man 3's Tobey Maguire stopped by and, while many topics were brought up, like Tobey’s dating and one of his co-star’s teeth, Tobey... |
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THE FOOT IS BIG, IT ISMay 1, 2007
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The newest Wackpacker, Bigfoot, stopped by to talk about how the state of Vermont was conspiring against him. Fortunately Vermont called in... |
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A DREAM DATE FOR ERICApril 30, 2007
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After discussing Eric the Midget’s method of self-pleasure, Richard found this “Dream Date Pool Float” in the pile of porn in his office... |
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IT’S TIME FOR “DADDY OR DUMMY?”April 26, 2007
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Even the Stern Show celebrates “Bring Kids to Work Day,” but with a twist, as he Hein girls, Dell’Abate boys and Sal’s son go head... |
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STONE COLD RETURNSApril 25, 2007
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Stone Cold Steve Austin stopped by to talk about his new movie, “The Condemned,” plus Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan and getting back in the... |
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FROM MR. X TO MR. EXApril 24, 2007
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Howard berated Robin this morning for revealing that she and Mr. X are no longer dating – not on their show, but on Bubba’s show. And... |
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A MILLION DOLLARS WORTHApril 23, 2007
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Porn Star, Hillary Scott, stopped by to discuss how she recently signed the porn industry’s first million dollar contract, causing Howard... |
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NEW & IMPROVED (AGAIN)April 19, 2007
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Porn star, Tabitha Stevens, stopped by to say hi this morning and to refute some of the claims her former fiancé, Nick “Dropping Loads”... |
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THE PORN STAR & THE POT HEADApril 18, 2007
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Porn Star, Jennifer Steele and Sarah, Miss High Times, came in to share a very special hooka with the likes of Bong Hit Eric AND Bong Hit Bill... |
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LOADS OF FUNApril 17, 2007
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Elephant Boy and his girlfriend, Mary, stopped by and relived his “pants filling” incident of a few years ago. Plus, Nick “dropping... |
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PLEADING THE FIFTHApril 16, 2007
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When David Arquette was in 3 months ago, the press had a field day with some of his comments about Brad and Jennifer. To avoid that this morning,... |
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PET PARADISEApril 12, 2007
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Penthouse Pet of the Year, Heather Vandeven and her friend, lover and fellow Pet, Justine Joli stopped by to heat things up today – leaving... |
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WELL COVEREDApril 11, 2007
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Visually, this overly buttered bagel of Artie’s was the only thing we have today. But, verbally, the gang covered a variety of subjects... |
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NOW THAT’S A GUITAR HEROApril 10, 2007
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Howard saw John Denner, who was born with one hand, on the Internet and invited him to come in to play Van Halen’s “Eruption,” which... |
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