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DONALD TRUMP SPEAKS OUT!

DONALD TRUMP SPEAKS OUT!

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Howard always loves talking to Donald Trump, especially getting his opinions of other people in the public eye. The Donald never holds back, so Howard attempted to run through two different brackets with him: Who he hates most, and who the hottest chick in show business is.

Unfortunately, Mr. Trump was in no mood to actually complete the brackets (though, thankfully, he was still more than willing to share his opinions).

THE FEUDS

Barack Obama – Donald said he doesn’t hate Obama as a person, but thinks he’s literally the worst president of all time. Donald feels that the way the president walks off airplanes isn’t presidential and thinks that Jimmy Carter is the person who benefits the most from Obama’s presidency – since Obama replaced him as history’s worst president.

Jerry Seinfeld – According to Trump, he doesn’t find Jerry funny, he just finds him ‘awkward’. ‘He's a bumbling guy,’ Donald said. Donald’s son held a charity event to benefit St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital and Jerry allegedly backed out because Trump said some negative things about President Obama (imagine that).

Rosie O’Donnell – Trump famously feuded with her a few years ago when Rosie was a co-host of The View.  Rosie called Donald a ‘snake oil salesman’ for not firing troubled Miss USA Tara Conner. Trump did not take kindly to her words. ‘I hit her harder than she's ever been hit.’  

Seth Meyers – Seth claimed that Donald was upset by some of his jokes at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner last year. Donald admitted that Seth did a few Trump jokes, and the headlines the next day said ‘Trump Humiliated’. Donald insisted that he wasn’t humiliated and that Seth was stumbling and had trouble getting his words out. ‘God did not put him on this planet to do what he's doing.’

THE HOT CHICKS

Katy Perry – Donald thinks she’s hotter than Rihanna.

Rihanna – Donald alleged that she also backed out of a charity benefit at Mar-a-Lago, citing a throat problem, but was seen singing the next day at an NBA game.

Beyonce – Donald said he’s friends with Jay Z, so he doesn’t want to get into whether or not Beyonce is beautiful.

Kate Upton – Donald said she may be beautiful, but on the night he saw her in person, she wasn’t looking too great.

Scarlett Johansson – Donald knows her from meeting her on the Tonight Show and thinks she’s fine.

Jennifer Lawrence  - ‘Jennifer has a little skin problem I'd say,’ Donald said. ‘Polka dots all over the place.’

Kim Kardashian – ‘You gotta hand it to her because let’s face it - I mean, give me a break, okay?’ Donald said, calling her ass ‘record-setting’.

The Donald is always an entertaining phone call. 

EVERYTHING ELSE

EVERYTHING ELSE

Howard listened to some great announcers yelling 'GOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!' during the World Cup.

Everybody marvelled at a YouTube video of an insane stripper screaming and calling a guy the N-word right in front of her kids.

Speaking of racism, Wolfie went tot he parking lot of a Dave Matthews Band concert and the DMB fans we heard from were real racist scumbags (even though four out of six members of the band are black).

Howard admitted to crying while lisening to the Willie Nelson song 'Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground' over the weekend.

JD revealed that he is afraid of his longtime lunch partner, Jon Hein. If any of the Howard 100 News reporters as JD about Jon, JD will stop himself and refuse to answer. 

 JD claimed that he once commented in a news story that Jon hates the elevators in our building (which is 100% true) and Jon, apparently, wasn’t too happy about it. Howard told JD not to be scared: 'Jon Hein hasn't worked out since the eighties.'

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