SUNNY DISSES BOOEY
The Howard Stern Show for January 23, 2008

Howard started the show taking a call from a guy who was already sick of the news coverage of Heath Ledger's death. Howard agreed, saying he'd heard all he needed to after watching for ten minutes. Robin joked that the news messed up by not getting a statement from the “widow,” Jake Gyllenhaal. Howard also tried to look on the bright side, noting that with one less good-looking guy in the world, J.D. had moved up a notch.

An emailer asked if Howard felt bad for discussing the brush-off he got from Heath and his then-wife, Michelle Williams, so Howard shot back that he was just saying hi to someone who had been on his show. Howard revealed that Heath called him to apologize after he had discussed the incident on the air. Howard then said he felt bad that Heath wouldn't get to see his daughter grow up.

Robin confronted Artie and Fred about the statements they made yesterday on the Wrap-Up Show stemming from Robin only inviting Artie and Howard out to dinner. Fred explained that he was only speculating on Robin's loneliness, and Artie claimed he was just joking about Robin being “new money.” Howard came to Robin's defense, saying he recently did the same thing - he invited Artie and Gary over to his house this summer without asking Robin or Fred – and no one complained.

Eric the Midget called in, so Howard played a bunch of threatening messages that Eric left for Gary. Eric stood by what he said in the messages, as he really didn't want Gary to book his “girlfriend,” Kendra, on the show. Gary claimed he could use his “arm-twisting abilities” to get Kendra on the show, but he was hesitant, as it might get “ugly for all involved.” Howard then said he didn't care how ugly it got so long as Kendra came on the show.

Howard then got Kendra, along with Johnny Fratto, on the line and asked about her relationship with Eric, so Kendra explained that Eric was only “half-right,” as he's just “a boy who's a friend.” Howard asked if Kendra was out to break Eric's heart, but Kendra denied it, saying Eric was “really cool and sweet.” Howard couldn't believe Kendra was sexually attracted to (or ever planned to actually meet) Eric, and Robin wondered if Kendra was even interested in sex. Kendra admitted she wasn't a “sexual person” at all.

Chuck Zito stopped by to confront Benjy about some things Ivy Supersonic had told him, and both Howard and Robin commended him for the way he put Ivy in check the other day. Chuck said he wished he was a little more harsh with Ivy, explaining that Ivy was stretching her connection with him (she only ran into him in a restaurant, which, in her mind, was somehow a business/romantic meeting) and asked for an apology from Benjy.

Benjy told Chuck he never wanted to fight him, explaining that he ever said he would. Chuck accepted Benjy's explanation, and Howard asked if Chuck's new lean physique meant he was looking for a fight. Chuck noted that he wanted to try cage fighting but was hesitant, as the last guy his age to try was choked out in 20 seconds. Howard then replayed the clip of Chuck dressing-down Ivy so Benjy could learn how to talk to a woman.

Howard noted that Jillian Grace wrote into the show to deny that she had anything to do with making her pregnancy public. In her email, Jillian also said she was still living in Missouri and denied Gary's claim that Playboy “fired” her, so Gary confessed that he wrote her an apology. Howard repeated his hope that Jillian would stop by the studio or call in sometime soon.

Porn stars Sunny Leone and Joanna Angel stopped by to promote “Naked Ambition,” a new “G-rated photo book about an R-rated industry.” Sunny, 2003's Penthouse Pet of the Year, told Howard that she recently signed with Vivid to film her first boy-girl porn scene, adding that she was recently dumped by her fiancé. Sunny complained that she couldn't figure out why he dumped her, as she recently gave him a threesome (with him and another porn star) for his birthday.

After hearing about Sunny's love of oral sex and the time she turned down NBA-star Robert Horry, Artie introduced himself as “Rock and Roll Artie” and declared Sunny was “the perfect girl.” Howard then turned his attention to Joanna, who confessed that, like Howard, she came from a Jewish background. Joanna also told the crew about “accidents” she's had during anal sex and how she seduced her writing professor with a cab ride.

Howard and Artie wanted to see the girls naked, so they kissed a little and stripped off their tops. The girls then felt each other's boobs, talked dirty to each other, and stripped off the rest of their clothing. Sunny jumped on the Sybian, and, after snatching the controls from Gary, Joanna tried to bring her to orgasm. Joanna was unsuccessful, so she hopped on herself and also had a hard time climaxing in a room full of people.


Howard noticed that Gary looked angry, so Gary explained that Sunny had insulted him when she said, “I can't [come] with that guy over there.” Gary told Sunny she should go back to “Skank.com,” but Sunny countered that she'd even bang Artie so long as Gary wasn't around. Gary shot back that Sunny should call him in ten years when her looks are gone, leading everyone to laugh at how upset Gary had gotten.

Howard played a clip of the message Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling left for him and asked Fred to comment. Fred said he thought Jackie acted selfishly when he left the show and unfairly shared the infamous “blustery” (and private) email. Fred added that he liked Jackie, but he doesn't like some of the things Jackie does. Howard wondered who Fred liked less, Jackie or Stuttering John, and Fred cited Jackie, as he's “mean.”

Jeffrey Ross stopped by, leading Howard to ask if roasting was Jeff's one true talent. Jeff said roasting seemed to be his comedy “lane,” and Howard went over some of Jeff's greatest lines. After hearing that Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling was in Sundance, Jeff joked that Jackie was there to promote his new movie, “Broke Hack Mountain.” Howard asked Jeff if he'd ever turned down a roast, and Jeff picked the Mike Tyson roast, as he didn't think rapists were funny.

Jeff told the crew about his first roast, where the guest of honor, Steven Seagal, got pissed when Jeff called him a “shitty actor.” Jeff also noted that a lot people thought he went too far at the Pam Anderson roast (where all proceeds went to PETA) by walking out in a full-length fur coat. Howard asked if Jeff had even been told not to joke about something, so Jeff cited the Jerry Lewis roast, when “Jerry's kids” were off-limits.

Jeff revealed that he was asked to take part in the Artie roast, but he refused after discovering that it wasn't for charity. Howard asked to hear some of the jokes he had planned for Artie anyway, so Jeff rattled them off. Jeff also told the crew that he ran into Robin on a recent flight, and he got the impression that he could’ve had sex with her. Howard wondered if Jeff was ready to settle down with someone like Robin, but Jeff confessed that he has a hard time staying in long-term relationships.

• Ringo Starr was slighted by “Live! with Regis and Kelly.”

• Tom Brady's boot is getting a lot of attention.

• The Green Bay Packers' Najeh Davenport was once accused of breaking into a woman's dorm and taking a crap in a closet.

• Herschel Walker has multiple personalities?

• Soldiers who die in the war leave debt behind.

• Heath Ledger's autopsy was inconclusive.

• An extreme skier died in Utah.

• Chuck Knoblauch has been subpoenaed by Congress.

• Chain restaurants in NYC now have to display calorie content.

• A man did ten years in jail for a murder he didn't commit.

• Striking writers might target the Oscars.

• Amy Winehouse was caught smoking crack on tape.

• “American Idol” continued last night.