Whitney and Chelsea's Guide to 21st Century Feminism

Two girls, one very hardcore outlook on life

It may take a village to raise a child, but to make a modern woman it takes something else: Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler.

The comedians, who appeared on the Stern Show recently to promote one's HBO special ("I'm Your Girlfriend") and the other's new Netflix docu-series ("Chelsea Does,") have been dispensing free advice on stage and in interviews for years. Covering topics like drunken sex, gynecological maintenance, and everything in between, here are enough pearls of wisdom to make a fancy necklace any 21st century female would be proud to wear:

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