VIDEO: Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Banging on Her Couch

“It's like they just, you know, had a big old nasty party,” victim says

September 29, 2016

Tennessee woman Jamie Barnes caught an eyeful on Sunday after she returned home to find two burglars having sex on her couch.

The two would-be thieves had ransacked the woman’s South Memphis place before deciding to get frisky on the furniture … and Barnes is none too pleased.

“It’s horrible in there. It’s absolutely horrible in there. It’s like they just had a big old nasty party,” she told WREG TV. “[I] walk in and they’re having sex on my couch. I pick up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad.”

When Barnes confronted the burglars mid-coitus, the woman tried covering up with one of Jamie’s dresses and the man yelled “I don’t know nothing” before fleeing the scene. Police arrested the female suspect, Tonka Barnes (unclear if she’s related to Jamie), and charged her with aggravated burglary.

Jamie estimates $2,200 worth of jewelry, appliances, shoes, and clothing were stolen from her house. She set up a GoFund me account to recoup her losses, but as of Thursday only $342 has been donated.

Watch the video (above).

h/t: Huffington Post

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