Jeff the Drunk
"You little bitch!"
When you live alone in a trailer in Albany, NY, there's not much else to do but get drunk and call into the Howard Stern Show. And that's exactly what Jeff Curro has been doing on the reg since 1992. With a cowboy hat over his sweaty head and his dead right arm resting in a sling, Jeff the Drunk is a sight to be seen, and heard. His constant calls to Howard usually end with him asking for money or prizes, which is why many Stern Show fans consider Jeff to be a bit of a leech. But love him or hate him, there is nobody willing to get more inebriated for our entertainment than Jeff the Drunk.