In their on going battle for the King Perv, Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy discussed their various masturbation rituals on the air today. As he had mentioned before, Christy doesn't pleasure himself during the week and instead sets aside his Friday's nights for it. He makes a date with himself and usually eats a good meal, has a couple of glasses of wine, and then goes to town on his computer. He usually has many things going on his computer screen at once, like videos and various pictures to look at. On special days he'll also put a video on his TV screen so he can have wall to wall porn. Richard then pleasures himself multiple times, once doing it seven times in one night.
Not to be out-perved, Sal the Stockbroker revealed how he used to go on internet chat rooms with his web cam and try to get into Lesbian Chat Rooms. Of course, they banned him because he was a guy, so Sal would put on a wig and lipstick and go on pretending to be a girl. Once he did it while his wife was asleep in the same room, she woke up in the middle of it and saw him in the wig. Scrambling, Sal claimed that he was just trying to surprise her with a new costume. To secure his position as King Perv, Richard told everyone about a friend he had growing up that would pleasure his dog in front of him all the time. The same guy also pleasured himself in the bathroom while Richard was taking a bath and would host slumber parties with a lot of guys and then pleasure himself in front of them. Howard seemed put off by both of them and just went to break after all of that.