After a long dry spell, devoid of hot women, Penthouse Pet of the Year Martina Warren and the runner up for Pet of the Year Natalia Cruze came on the show today to promote their new DVD "Penthouse - 2005 Pet of the Year Playoff". Howard talked mostly to Natalia first and she had a wild story. Originally from Canada she said she was raped more than once between the ages of 15 and 17. Because all three of the guys who raped her were white, Natalia now only dates black guys. She says she just gets disgusted when a white guy starts touching her in a sexual way and she can't help it.
Artie said that just because a few Canadian white guys treated her so badly she shouldn't rule out being with an American white guy. She said that she might be willing to have sex with a white guy if the guy was really cute, like Matthew McConaughey, and she might make an exception for Howard. Howard took that as meaning he wasn't cute - she just giggled.
Natalie: Greatest Girlfriend in the World
Of course Natalia is also into chicks (of any race). She told Howard about her first experience with a girl. She was dating a black guy while in high school and he told her that she was always talking about being with a girl so she should shut up and just do it. Howard asked her to slow down so he could take notes on this. Natalia took her boyfriend up on it and invited one of her friends from school over. Her boyfriend went out of alcohol and porn and then they sat around drinking and watching the porn. Natalia started tickling her friend, which led to a tickle fight and then kissing. They took off each other's clothes and then went to town. Her boyfriend sat in a chair and watched the action for about an hour, before joining them.
Howard said the guy made the right move by waiting for awhile to join in and Natalia agreed. Afterwards her boyfriend made them cookies and kool aid. The three of them got together a few more times after that but then the other girl started hitting on Natalia's boyfriend so they put an end to it. Most recently, Natalia had sex with Martina Warren and 2 other girls in the new Penthouse Video they were promoting. Howard said he couldn't wait to see it.
Martina Gets Up to Bat
Howard told Martina Warren she was going to have a hard time following up Natalia's great stories, but Martina held her own as she has very weird parents. Although they are married and still live together her father has always cheated on her mom to the point where he openly has girlfriends now. Her parents don't sleep with each other anymore though. Martina said that once, when she was 9, she and her mother went looking for her father at a motel and walked in on him having sex with one of his girlfriends. Howard couldn't believe that her mom puts up with this and Martina said she couldn't either. But her mom likes the money her dad brings in so she sticks around. Howard said he wanted to interview her dad because he seems like he has a great story to tell. Martina also revealed that she has breast implants (Natalia's boobs are natural) and she paid for them herself when she was 17. Unfortunately for us, Martina does not bring other girls home for her boyfriends, but she will do photo shoots with other girls in her house.