Super hot actress Natassia Malthe came in to promote the new movie, Elektra, coming out this Friday. In the movie she does a lesbian kiss with Jennifer Garner but she said she's not into chicks in her real life. Howard said right off the bat that he though Natassia was really hot and if he saw her in a bar he'd ignore her until she came up to him. Natassia agreed that that was the right move to pull on her. She said that girls know immediately which guys they want to hook up with and it's best to just wait for them to come up to you. Artie said he didn't follow that advice for his current girlfriend and just badgered her until she agreed to go out with him. She doesn't have a boyfriend right now and said she almost never dates famous guy. She saw Mark Wahlberg in a restaurant once and her friend correctly predicted that Mark would ask the owner of the restaurant to come over and ask her to sit with him.
Howard said that doing something like that would embarrass him and couldn't understand why Mark would do that. Natassia ended up getting his number but threw it away. Natassia said that she is really into guys who are into Quantum Physics. She said she wants a guy who can expand her mind and thinks about things in a different way. Natassia really believes in the supernatural and aliens and swears that she saw a ghost in the Philippines once. Howard told her that he didn't believe in any of that stuff, but if met her off the air he'd pretend to be into all of it just to sleep with her. He said he'd know exactly what to say; he'd start rapping to her about different planes of reality and the like. Howard then said if she was so into quantum physics then she should answer some physics questions. He asked her an "easy" one to start out but she had no idea what the answer was.
He then offered to ask her one more, if she got it right he'd donate money to a Tsunami Relief fund and if she got it wrong, we wet her shirt down with a water gun. She balked at that and said no way. Sal the Stockbroker and a few others tried to make her feel bad for not participating but she stuck with her decision. Howard ended the interview by saying that she is so hot he could listen to her crazy alien and ghost crap for years just to be with her. He said he could put up with it until she was at least 40.