At Least He Didn't Step In It

Richard Christy had an odd experience this weekend. He was on a subway train and sat down without looking and ended up sitting right in some homeless guy's left over diarrhea. He said people were trying to warn him, but he had his headphones on and couldn't hear them. Christy lives in Manhattan, but was in Brooklyn at the time to meet friends at a bar. Instead of going home to change, he just wiped off what he could and went to the bar as is. No one could believe he did that and everyone said they would have gone home right away and burned the pants. Richard said he was fine just wiping it off and he kept moving throughout the bar so no one would notice the smell. Howard suggested that Richard be more alert next time and stop listening to his music on the subway.