Double A called in to get some dieting tips from Howard because he thought he looked fat on the E! show last night. Artie told him not to worry about his weight and just keep getting hookers, but Double A told him he actually hooked up with a girl over the weekend and he didn't have to pay her. He said the chick was really hot and they had sex for over five hours. He said he just picked her up in a club in Atlantic City and that was it. Double A said he does this kind of thing all the time because people recognize him from the show and he uses that to his advantage. He said what usually closes the deal for him though, is when he shows the girls his tattoo of Howard on his forearm. Double A said he'll usually make a joke of his tattoo - when girls ask him if Howard's around, he'll say, "Howard is always near me," and then he'll show the tattoo. He said it usually takes him about 30 minutes to pick up a chick. Gary showed Howard a picture of two different girls Double A is currently working on. Howard said both of them were smoking hot, but Double A insisted the girl he had sex with over the weekend was hotter than both of them. She was also only 23! Double said he almost never gets serious with chicks and the only girl he'd ever consider marrying is the lovely Beth O. He said she is a whole different level of chick and he'd marry her right on the spot. A few callers then harassed Double A for his recent gay appearance on the E! Show where he got in the Robospanker wearing nothing but pink bikini bottoms, just to meet wrestler Triple H from the WWE. After Double got off the phone, Howard told Artie that there's no way Double A is getting any chicks.