High Pitch Eric called in to tell Howard he had just gotten his first two tattoos. Someone had given Howard pictures of the tattoos and he said they look horrible. One of them says, "HPE True Player" over the Ace and King of Spades playing cards. Howard told Eric he didn't even know how to play cards so it's pretty stupid for him to get a tattoo like that. Eric replied that he knew how to play blackjack! Howard asked him how much a "blackjack" pays; Eric answered, "half." Howard asked if "half" meant that when you hit blackjack you only got half your bet back and Eric said yes. Howard said this is the kind of thing that makes him mental. Eric also thought a full house was two kings and an ace. Howard asked him what a "True Player" was and Eric said he was a true player. Howard couldn't understand why in the world Eric would want to get a blackjack tattoo when he seems to know nothing about the game. Howard just couldn't take anymore of Eric, so he hung up.