Ralph Works Overtime

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Cloth stylist to the star, Ralph Cirella, called in as promised to deliver his "Top 10 List of Hot Women who Hit the Wall in 2004." Ralph prefaced the list by saying he is turned off by every girl on it and wouldn't have sex with any of them. Without further ado, here's the list: #10 - Halle Berry


#9 - Charlize Theron
#8 - Gina Gershon
#7 - Jeri Ryan
#6 - Shannen Doherty
#5 - The Olsen Twins
#4 - Kim Basinger
#3 - Courtney Love
#2 - Meg Ryan
#1 - Yasmine Bleeth
The list created instant controversy. The guys thought that, while Halle Berry comes off as a-sexual, they weren't sure she wasn't attractive anymore. Ralph said that she's morphing into a different, uglier person and blamed it the fact that he believe she had a nose job. He did say he'd bang her given the opportunity though (there goes that claim). Next he said he never found Charlize Theron that attractive in the first place which caused Fred to yell putting her on his list in the first place (the idea of "hitting the wall" is that the women were attractive at one point). Robin disagreed with Ralph's addition of Bleeth to the list, but only because she felt she hit the wall years ago. Meanwhile, Howard wanted to know what happened to Rebecca Romijn Stamos whom Ralph had on his list the other day when he first told Howard about this idea. Ralph said he changed his mind about her because, although he believes she has gotten uglier, it's nothing that she can't bounce back from with a little exercise and perhaps a new boyfriend, so he took her off the list. Howard said that Ralph was so much better at this yesterday when he was rushed to give a list and has now ruined it with too much thought and nervousness. Ralph said he was working on another list though that sounded very interesting - it's a list of women who he believes are going to hit the wall in the next year or two. He gave out some of the names he's been thinking about for this "Watch List," they included: - Jennifer Aniston
- Cameron Diaz
- Rose McGowan
- Sharon Stone
- Denise Richards
- Courteney Cox
- Jennifer Connolly
- Heather Locklear
- Catherine Zeta Jones
- Carmen Electra
While not everyone agreed with the complete list, they all thought that this list was much more interesting and on target than Ralph's previous list. Howard said he thinks that Aniston already hit the wall and completely agrees with Diaz and Richards being on the list. Robin agreed with Ralph's assessment of Electra and they both agreed that she's looked "off" recently. Ralph and Howard then came up with a few more lists on the fly. Here they are, plus who added each name:

LIST OF WOMEN THAT ARE CALLED "HOT" BUT DON'T DESERVE IT:
- Anna Kournikova (Ralph)
- Beyonce (Ralph)
- Nicole Kidman (Howard)
- Janet Jackson (Ralph)
- Amanda Peet (Howard)
- Britney Spears (Ralph)
- Madonna (Ralph)
- Anna Nicole Smith (Ralph)
- Melania Trump (Ralph)
- Sarah Jessica Parker (Howard)
- Sarah Michelle Gellar (Howard)
- Jennifer Garner (Ralph - who pronounced her name "Gardner")
- Sandra Bullock (Howard)
- Julia Roberts (Ralph and Robin)
RALPH'S LIST OF WOMEN IN THE HIT THE WALL HALL OF FAME: - Goldie Hawn
- Jamie Lee Curtis
- Raquel Welch
- Stevie Nicks
RALPH'S LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE RECENTLY HIT THE WALL: - Richard Gere
- Vince Neil
- Robert Redford
- Paul Newman
Nobody could understand why Ralph was making a list of men? Artie kept badgering Ralph to tell us who is on his "hot guy" list then. Artie said that if he's talking about guys losing their looks then he must have noticed them being attractive at some point. Ralph said that he notices everything. Artie said that guys shouldn't even think about other guys losing their looks.