Comedian Craig Gass and his various personalities (Al Pacino, Sam Kinison, etc) sat in on the news today. While he was on, a woman named Jennifer called in claiming she had dated Craig once. Craig verified that he actually did date her. He met her at a comedy club and they exchanged phone numbers. She also knew Gary prior to meeting Gass and he had warned her that night not to date Craig or he'd never talk to her again. Howard said that Gary wasn't doing a solid for his bro but Gary said he was probably drunk. Jennifer and Craig dated for about three months despite some disastrous first few dates. On their very first date Jennifer drove over two hours to pick Craig up at a friend's house. Craig fell asleep waiting for her and she had to sit outside his house waiting for him to wake up. Howard said that should have been a major signal to her that Gass was not that interested.
Howard said if Pamela Anderson was driving to meet him there is no way he'd fall asleep. But the date couldn't have been that bad because they slept together that night. She said she had fun with Gass in bed but that he didn't rock her world or anything like that either. On their second date Craig was stopped for a DUI and spent the night in a South Central L.A. prison. It was really embarrassing because he was driving her car which was impounded and then she had to pick him up from the jail the next day after work. The relationship ended after Craig asked her to pick him up from the airport but he never showed up, then he just stopped calling her. Jennifer said that this is the first time she's talked to him since the airport incident. Craig said that he was turned off because Jennifer was way into the Howard Stern Show and constantly wanted to talk about it and ask what everyone on the show was like. Howard wondered if Gary was mad that he was married since Jennifer is so into the show she probably would have slept with him instead of Gass. Howard asked between Artie, Gary and Gass who she would want to sleep with? She said Artie first, then Gary and then Gass because of the way he treated her.