Marty the Midget stopped by the show today to say hi. It was Marty's first appearance in years. Howard told him everyone was saying how it looks like he was using tanning lotion or something. Marty said he wasn't, he just had a really good tan. Howard asked Marty if saying "Midget" was just as bad as someone using the "N" word and Marty said it was. Howard said he didn't know that and now didn't know what to call Marty. Marty revealed that his 8-year-old son is now officially taller than him. Marty had the kid with his ex-fianc?a full sized woman. Marty said he gets lots of full sized women. Tabitha Stevens was also here so Howard had her come in during Marty's interview. Howard said that Tabitha left a very distraught message on Gary's voice mail recently. On it she was crying and saying how sorry she was for her last appearance when her boyfriend called in and proposed to her on the air. At the time she said yes, but may have changed her mind since and said she was really upset over the whole thing and really depressed. Howard couldn't figure out what she was so upset about and Tabitha said she just felt like she disappointed us. Howard kept telling Marty he could probably score easily with Tabitha right now because she's so emotional. He kept telling him to hug her and comfort her and stuff. Tabitha said as long as Howard wasn't mad at her, then she was fine because doing this show is like going to Disney Land for her. It's her favorite thing to do. Tabitha also bought up how upset she was when Howard looked up the price of the pen she bought him for Christmas and found out it was only worth $40. She said she bought it from someone for $300! Howard admitted he didn't like the pen as much when he realized it was only $40, but he actually uses it all the time. Both Howard and Robin also told Tabitha not to get any more surgery, but she said was going to get something else done for the E! show "Dr. 90210". She said she couldn't talk about it, but whatever the surgery is, it's "downstairs." Howard then had Marty squeeze her boobs a few times so he could see how perfect they are.