Comedian Doug Stanhope and "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis came in to promote the "Girls Gone Wild Halftime Special" that will be available on Pay-Per-View during halftime of the Super Bowl next week. They brought in four of the girls that will be in the special and they were all smoking hot. Howard wondered how many of them had slept with Joe already and while a couple of them swore they hadn't, a couple of them kept their mouths shut. Joe explained that, during halftime of the Super Bowl, these girls will do all sorts of sexy competitions. One of the competitions involves two girls on a mattress resting on top of a "bucking bronco" machine. Then, while the mattress moves all over the place, the girls will have to get into the various sexual positions that people shout out from the sidelines. Howard and the guys started yelling out sex positions for the girls to get into so they could know what to expect. Howard yelled out, "Missionary!" Joe yelled out, "Reverse Cowboy!" Doug yelled out "Find the corn!" -- then admitted that he made that one up. Howard tried to find out a little more about each girl. One of them, Kerri, used to be a cheerleader. Another one, Athena, was 18-years-old and had just graduated high school. She wants to get into cosmetology or modeling. Dark-haired Jolene was the Homecoming Queen and the Prom Queen at her high school. Another girl, Andrea, had hosted some nude shows in the past, but refused to kiss a girl on camera. Howard finally got Jolene and Andrea to take their tops off after Jason promised the picture would make the front page of Howardstern.com. However, they still wouldn't make out with each other. Jolene said she wanted to get breast implants, but Howard told her not to because she was perfect. Howard asked if Doug slept with any of these girls and he said no because on top of being married, he doesn't want his DNA anywhere within 100 feet of Joe Francis. Joe's always in legal trouble.
Spanking and Tickling Hot Chicks
Howard was about to wrap up the interview when Doug Goodstein from E! asked if any of the girls wanted to get into the Tickle Chair. Andrea said she was deathly afraid of being tickled and wouldn't get into it, which of course made Howard want to tickle her more. Athena swore she was ticklish and got in the chair first, but when Howard started tickling her she didn't make a sound. Athena said Howard sucked at tickling, so Howard had Gary do it. As soon as Gary touched her she started screaming. Gary said he stuck his hands right in her arm pits and had to wash them when he was done. Then Andrea got in the chair on the condition that her feet would not be tickled. She was very adamant about that. Howard promised he wouldn't touch them and then jokingly said he had his fingers crossed once she was strapped in. Again, Howard tickled her first and we didn't get a huge response, but when Gary started to tickle her she went wild. Howard finally convinced her to take off one of her shoes and Gary tickled it. Andrea said it wasn't as horrible as she feared and was glad Howard made her do that. Howard was about to end the interview for a second time, when Kerri said she wanted to try out the Robospanker, (of course Howard had to comply). She already had a big welt on her ass from some "rough play" last night. She got in the Robospanker and started to mock the whole thing because she said the spanks didn't hurt that much. However, after the third or fourth spank she really started to feel it and had to get off. After everything, Howard said these girls were so hot, he might actually check out their PPV halftime special during the Super Bowl.