Captain Janks called in with his unsolicited list of, The Ugliest Women Of 2004. According to him they are: 10. Kelly Osbourne 9. Liza Minnelli 8. Deirdre Imus 7. Ellen DeGeneres 6. Kirstie Alley 5. Mother Angelica 4. Shirley Hemphill 3. Mark Harris 2. Tyne Daly 1. Star Jones.
Howard quickly reminded Janks that no one had asked him for this, but thanked him anyway.