Rules of the House

Ralph called in to thank Hef for inviting him to one of his parties once. Ralph reported that not only were all the girls at the get-together gorgeous, but that there was a five-to-one ratio of girls to guys at the event. Hef noted that the women at his bashes are always the ones in control, because if a guy gets out of line with any of them, he is the one who has to face the consequences. Hef went on to say that in order to get into his parties, women must first send him photographs of themselves. Howard wondered what Hef would do if a fat woman submitted a picture of herself taken before she had gained weight. Hef responded that the woman would be allowed to have fun at the party, but would never be asked to come back.