Know Your Calling

Will the Farter called in to tell Howard that he did suffer a little pain in the ass following his five-hour "air" shift on Howard 100 earlier this month. Howard thanked Will for his efforts on the show and insisted that he look into charging money for his talents. Will informed Howard that, since the show aired, he has been receiving harassing calls from someone who claims to be from the show. Will also said he was thinking about going to see a doctor both before and after his appearance on SIRIUS, but that he decided against doing so. After listening to Will tell his stories, Artie pointed out that when Will opens his mouth and shuts his ass, there are problems.