A Star Reborn

October 3, 2005
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Christopher Knight, best known as Peter Brady of “The Brady Bunch,” and Adrianne Curry, the stars of VH1’s “My Fair Brady,” came by the studio to talk about the show and their relationship.

Howard pointed out that the mansion the couple lives in on the show is actually Chris’s and he wondered how he was able to afford such a place.

Chris explained that he lives a comfortable life because of the work he has done the past 20 years in the high-tech field. Chris went on to say that, unlike some of his costars from “The Brady Bunch,” he knew from the start he didn’t seek the attention the show brought him. Given this, he said he has lived a pretty quiet life outside of the public eye.

However, Chris admitted that being offered a part in “The Surreal Life,” where he first met Adrianne, appealed to him because he was getting bogged down by his desk job, and needed a change of pace. Chris also told Howard that he was married twice, but that he has no children.

He added that he once dated Cindy Margolis, although he was never able to seal the deal with her. Chris claimed that he didn’t pursue a physical relationship with Cindy because of the couple’s age difference, an explanation Adrianne said she didn’t necessarily believe given Cindy’s beauty.

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Howard commented that, based on what he has seen on “My Fair Brady,” Chris is attracted to Adrianne, but that he finds her personality annoying. He also theorized that Adrianne is totally in love with him. Even though Chris acknowledged that Adrianne does get on his nerves occasionally, he also said he is trying to work on some of his hang ups in order to make their relationship last. Howard pointed out that, although he doesn’t really like it all that much when a girl talks about her opinions and feelings as often as Adrianne does, he admitted he might be able to put up with it if the girl looked like her.

Not Up to Snuff

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Adrianne was the winner of the first season of “America’s Next Top Model,” although she noted the prize was actually just the title and not much more. Adrianne went on to say that she received a total of only $300 from the show, as well as an offer to do some convention work for a beauty supply company.

In addition, Adrianne claimed that one of the show’s judges, Tyra Banks, was infuriated at her for joining the cast of “The Surreal Life,” which Tyra thought was tarnishing the image of “America’s Next Top Model.” To illustrate her point, Adrianne noted that she is the only winner from “America’s Next Top Model” who is excluded from the show’s opening credits.

A Woman’s Touch

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Adrianne admitted that before Chris came into her life, she was definitely close to being a full-fledged lesbian. Adrianne revealed that she first started experimenting with girls when she was 12 years old, and that things really started to snowball when she became a professional model.

The More the Merrier

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Since she was so into girls for most of her life, Howard wondered if Adrianne ever thought about bringing a girl to bed for Chris.

Although she said she has asked him about it, Adrianne responded that Chris doesn’t want her to do that because he claims he’d get jealous. However, Howard informed Adrianne that was the standard answer Chris would have to give, and that she should start reading between the lines.

Chris admitted that, although the idea of being with two girls doesn’t make him sick, he said that Adrianne by herself is almost more than he can handle. He also told Howard that Adrianne is so good in the sack that he doesn’t need to take Viagra.

Artie pointed out that hearing Peter Brady talk about not needing Viagra just didn’t sound right to him.

Forget the Past

Adrianne mentioned that the only famous girl she ever slept with was a Guess? model. Adrianne recalled that she and the Guess? model were sharing a hotel room in Italy and that before she knew it, they were in bed together naked.

Adrianne observed that she seems to attract girls wherever she goes, but that Chris keeps her more than satisfied, as long as there is lesbian porn around. Adrianne also noted that one of her fantasies would be to watch Chris with another woman.

Robin warned Chris, though, not to let Adrianne get too close to this hypothetical woman, because the two of them could fall in love and run off together.

Despite her logic, Adrianne informed Robin that would never happen, because, she views other girls the way men do, as nothing more than mere objects.

Telling It Like It Is

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Howard advised Chris not to give up on Adrianne given her looks and wild attitude. He also recommended that if the two do tie the knot, Chris should make Adrianne sign a pre-nup in which she agreed to not touch his money.

Howard also suggested the pre-nup include a clause that automatically terminated the marriage once Adrianne reached 30.