Although Artie reported that he didn't drink at all on Friday or Sunday, he admitted that he consumed five Jack and waters, as well as a couple of shots, at his gig Saturday night. Artie claimed that he wasn't sloppy drunk compared to his normal standards, but acknowledged he was pretty messed up based on a normal person's limits.
Artie also pointed out that on his ride home from the club he indulged in a Double Whopper with cheese, large fries and a chocolate shake.
Artie mentioned that he missed his drunken eating more than anything else during his sobriety, but added that when he awoke the next morning, it was his eating the night before that really bothered him about his behavior.
Howard asked Artie if Dana spent the entire night crying Saturday. Artie responded that she didn't, but that she wasn't too happy with him either.
He told Howard that when they arrived home he attempted to make a move on Dana, but that she was turned off due to his condition – and the fact that he had ketchup on his shirt. Artie said that after he realized Dana wasn't into him, he ended up falling right to sleep.