Howard announced that "Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez," which debuted yesterday on his SIRIUS channel, was unbelievable. Howard said that he got so worked up during Heidi's performance that he had sex with Beth right after it was over.
Robin commented that, when she sees Heidi's picture on this site, she forgets just how good-looking she is. Gary agreed, and mentioned that when he met up with Heidi at the SIRIUS studio yesterday, people who had never spoken to him all of a sudden had business to discuss with him just so they could talk to Heidi.
Gary added that he wasn't able to listen to Heidi's live broadcast last night, but that he listened to a CD of it during his drive to the studio this morning, and that it was almost too much for him to take.
Howard reported that Heidi did two stories by herself before engaging in phone sex with a caller for the final portion of her show last night. Howard admitted that he wasn't sure if Heidi's performance would have the desired effect on him, but went on to say that he ended up becoming fully aroused during her stories. Gary noted that, even though he knew some of the acts Heidi talked about in one of her stories would be physically impossible to do, it never bothered him.
After Gary revealed that Will Murray didn't like the role the male caller played during last night's show, Artie responded that he finds the male characters in straight porn to be necessary because they make him feel like he's being represented in the action. Howard then revealed that Heidi was down to her underwear during her performance, and that the broadcast will be airing on iNDEMAND once the channel is launched later this week.
Oprah Ain't the Only One
Howard brought up that Oprah Winfrey just released a DVD commemorating her 20th year on television, which led him to point out that this Friday will mark the same anniversary for their program on Infinity. Howard said he plans to put together highlights using the E! shows, and that the finished product will air on iNDEMAND.
Howard went on to mention that he originally hoped the "60 Minutes" piece set to air about him would chronicle the history of the show, but that he doesn't think that's the angle the show's producers decided to take. Gary then asked what they'd have to do to merit a "love letter" like the one Derek Jeter received on the program a few weeks ago, and Howard responded that those are reserved only for non-controversial celebrities. However, Robin pointed out that wasn't always true, because Barbara Streisand, a woman she said many people don't like, received the same treatment when she was spotlighted.
Finding a Lover
Gary told Howard that, since Heidi doesn't know anyone in the city, JD Harmeyer contacted her through myspace.com and gave her his phone number. JD came into the studio and claimed that Heidi asked for his number, and that she actually called him yesterday afternoon before her show.
While talking to JD, Howard mentioned that he'd love to hear him have phone sex with Heidi during "Tissue Time," but that he couldn't because he's an employee of the station. Howard noted that another guy he wants to hear with Heidi is Richard Christy. Richard reported that he listened to the program last night, but was somehow able to resist his urge to pleasure himself seeing as it was a weeknight.
The Fun Stops Here
Since Howard was having difficulty thinking of someone who isn't contractually prohibited from being on SIRIUS until January to call in with Heidi, he asked for suggestions. While names like Ralph, Ronnie the Limo Driver, Eric the Midget and Beth O. were thrown out, Tom Chiusano warned Howard that he was close to crossing lines he promised he wouldn't cross in regard to SIRIUS promotion.
Howard then asked Tom if he could be suspended again for his alleged infraction, but Tom replied that he couldn't. Tom went on to say that no KROCK employees will be allowed any airtime on SIRIUS without being fired. Given this, Gary pointed out that since Sal and Richard are technically freelancers who don't have contracts with the station, they can be on SIRIUS without repercussions. However, Tom noted that their situations are unique, and that they wouldn't be allowed to do so.