High Pitch Eric called in and thanked Howard for allowing him time on the air yesterday. After Howard played a clip of High Pitch relieving himself while Sadie was on his lap, Eric explained that a friend gave him the dog and that he sometimes takes her into the bathroom with him for company while he's on the bowl.
Howard then played a clip of Ralph vomiting off the fire escape outside Eric's apartment.
Ralph got on the line and told Howard that there was a stench in Eric's apartment as soon as he walked in and that Eric's feces didn't help the air quality. To make matters worse, Ralph said they couldn't open the windows because of the noise outside, and that the smell became unbearable. Ralph also reported that everything in Eric's apartment was covered with a grimy film and that he just couldn't take it anymore.
Ralph said that after he dry-heaved a few times, he ended up vomiting off the fire escape. Eric responded, telling Howard that his apartment isn't as disgusting as Ralph claimed and that he cleans it all the time. Ralph admitted that he did see a number of cleaning supplies in Eric's apartment, but added that there was no way they'd been used in quite some time.