Joe Perry from Aerosmith came in to plug his new line of Joe Perry's Rock Your World Hot Sauces. Howard said he wondered if Joe was really into the hot sauces, or if this was just something he slapped his name on? Joe had said he didn't just slap his name on things, so to test him Howard put out 8 different bowls of hot sauces and two of them were Joe Perry's sauces. Joe has two flavors out, Boneyard Brew and Mango Peach Tango. After tasting the first four, Joe correctly picked out his Boneyard Brew. Everyone was really surprised how easily he was able to find it.
Howard said that Joe must really know his hot sauce and he was impressed by that. Howard then asked Joe to play a few Aerosmith riffs on the guitar which Joe did and he also played some riffs off a new solo album he has coming out. Howard asked him if Steven Tyler from Aerosmith gets upset when he puts solo albums out but Joe said that these were songs he brought to Aerosmith that the band never used. Then Joe's 31 year old son Aaron came in to talk about how he's running the hot sauce business. Everyone was shocked to think that Joe could have a 31 year old son!
It turns out that Joe is actually a grandfather now and Howard told him not to have his grandkid call him "grandpa". He said that's not cool to hear backstage at a rock concert. Howard tried to figure out how much money Joe was worth and how much money Aaron will get when Joe dies. Joe said his kids will all be taken care of and they are splitting the money evenly. Howard wondered if Aaron gets laid a lot for being Joe Perry's son and Aaron said it helps, but it's not too crazy either. He said he lost his virginity when he was 14 and on the road with his dad. Some of Joe's road crew sent a girl to go have sex with him. Aaron thought his dad was hearing this story for the time but Joe said his road crew told him everything years ago.