Motley Crue drummer and amateur porn star Tommy Lee came in today to promote his new book Tommyland. Right off the bat Howard asked Tommy if he ever banged Carmen Electra because Howard read that they dated a while back. Tommy said he did bang her. Howard wondered if Tommy actually "dated" anyone, or did "date" just mean he banged them? Tommy thought about it, then said that it "dating" just usually means sex for him. That's what Howard thought.
Howard read some of the more interesting things he learned about Tommy from his book, like how one time he shot himself up wit Jack Daniels. Tommy said that was because he was out of any real drugs, so he wanted to see what would happen if he injected Jack into his veins. Artie said he one time snorted Jack Daniels and got a really cool high that didn't last that long. Tommy and Artie then started talking about the high you get when you smoke a cigarette through your nose so Artie demonstrated that for Howard. He started coughing and then said he was a little buzzed from it.
Howard asked if it was true Tommy Lee was dating porn star Jesse Jane and Tommy said that they are friends and they do bang, but he is not dating her. Tommy said she gave him the best blowjobs he's ever gotten in his life. Howard tried to get Tommy to rank who is better in bed, Jesse or Jenna Jameson but Tommy wouldn't really say. He settled on saying that Jesse is better at oral but Jenna is better at actually banging. He said that when he first banged Jenna she had just gotten her clitoris pierced, and the ring ended up getting "lost" inside her while they were having sex.
More Facts From Tommy Lee:
- He is very into a girl's feet, and if a girl has ugly feet he won't have sex with her regardless of how hot she is. He said that is why he's not attracted to Paris Hilton, because she has funky toes.
- The one woman he hasn't banged yet but really wants to is Angelina Jolie.
- He didn't earn a penny off the sex video of him and Pamela Anderson even though that video is reported to have grossed $77 million.
- He once banged Carmen Electra while she was on her period.