Gary brought up that media producer, JD Harmeyer, 25, might not be a virgin too much longer.
He went on to explain that porn star, Julea London, has been e-mailing JD through his myspace.com profile and has insinuated that she would be willing to deflower him during her next trip to New York. JD admitted that he has been discussing the topic with Julea, but added that she is really petite, which isn't his type. Howard pointed out that guys like JD aren't allowed to have "types" and that he should go for it. Richard Christy came into the studio to show Howard a picture of just how hardcore Julea could be. JD mentioned that Julea confided in him that what she was doing in that photo was a bad experience, so they shouldn't judge her based on one picture. Despite what she was doing in the photo, Robin pointed out that Julea could be in store for the ultimate bad experience if she ended up in bed with JD.
Sex on the Line
Gary reported that JD has viewed 970 minutes of porn movies from moviemonster.com in the past three months, which he guessed was way more than any other staff member. However, JD claimed that most of the time he spends on the site is devoted to pulling audio for the show, and that he has rarely used it to pleasure himself. Howard asked JD if he had ever had phone sex with the girls he talks to online. Although he said he did, Robin mentioned she wasn't sure the girl on the other end of the line at the time knew what he was doing to himself. Gary then asked JD if he thought Julea actually liked him or was just using him to get on the show. JD responded that he thought it was a combination of the two.
Getting to Know JD
After pointing out that JD referred to himself on his myspace.com profile as "smart, funny and a good kisser," Howard also noted that JD claims to be looking for a girl who thinks "people in neck braces are hilarious," and who finds his video game-playing skills a turn-on. Artie commented that with those kinds of qualities, JD should just admit in his profile that he is looking for a 400-pound woman.
Howard also learned through his profile that JD graduated from Full Sail Real World Education, which is a technical college located in Florida. JD informed Howard that he went to school to become a film director, although he acknowledged he has no work to show for it, except for a one-minute movie he made while in school. Richard, who has made four feature-length horror films himself, recalled that he gave JD some of his films to watch, but that JD responded he couldn't sit through them. JD said that he has a video camera, but that he doesn't have access to the necessary editing equipment to make a film. He went on to say that he doesn't even have any ideas for a story anyway.
Seek and You Shall Find
Doug Goodstein, the executive producer of Howard's iNDEMAND channel, called in to say that, not only did he have equipment JD could use to edit a film, but that he could also broadcast the finished product on Howard's channel. Howard wondered if Doug could arrange it so Richard's movies could be seen on the channel as well. Doug responded that it would be difficult to get movies that long on the air, but he would look into it.
In addition to the movies made by staff members, Howard also announced that he wanted to put home videos he has of himself when he was young on iNDEMAND, along with Gary's infamous apology tape. Howard was so excited by this prospect that he insisted everything be ready for the channel's launch, which will be on November 18. Although Doug couldn't promise he'd have it all set in such a short period of time, he promised he'd do all he could. Howard informed Doug that he considered everything done.
The Introduction of 'Supertwink'
When Richard asked JD if he was still a virgin 20 years from now, he would consider doing a guy. JD responded that he wouldn't. However, Richard revealed that if he was gay he would go after someone like JD, who he considered to be a "twink." Richard went on to explain that a "twink" is known in the gay community as a man who is small and who can easily be overpowered. Richard noted that he was only familiar with the term because of a gay superhero porno, "Super Twink," which he claimed JD introduced him to. JD pointed out that he had been waiting for weeks for Richard to bring that up and explained that he had the movie merely because he needed to pull audio from it. Ralph called in to call JD a loser, and to advise him to just get out and meet people instead of relying on the Internet. Howard demanded that during the weekend JD come up with a script that featured him as "Super Twink," Ralph as his arch enemy and Richard as his love interest. Howard said that the script could eventually be made into a movie, and then shown on iNDEMAND. Howard warned JD that he would be checking in with him next week to find out how his writing was coming.