BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE "MILKY BROWN" MUGGER

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE "MILKY BROWN" MUGGER

Howard and Benjy came up with a great idea to help catch JD Harmeyer's mugger. JD was mugged on the subway last week and Howard said today that they should have a police sketch artist come in to draw a picture of the guy. Howard knows that JD has trouble explaining things sometimes, so he also suggested they may want to get a hypnotist to extract exact information about the guy. JD came in and Howard tried to figure out what skin color the guy was. JD said he had light brown skin or "milky brown" as he described it. Howard asked if the mugger had a broad, flat nose or more like a white guy's nose? JD said it was more broad and flat. He said the mugger had corn rows too, not long ones, but short, tight ones. JD also said the guy had slanty eyes. As expected, JD had a hard time explaining what the guy looked like and peppered all his comments with "Uhhhhs" and "Uhmms" and "Aaaahs". Howard said he sounded like he was already hypnotized.