Howard brought up an article he read that revealed that two-thirds of the women who participated in a recent study were so overweight that medical injections made into their buttocks had no effect because the needles never reached the muscle as intended. Howard mentioned that he starves himself so he can be thin, while most other people seem to be letting themselves go.
Howard did admit, though, that he ate frozen cookies yesterday, which he regretted today. Howard went on to say that he decided to eat more the past few weeks in order to look better during his publicity blitz, but that, since he has started to gain weight, has gone back to his regular eating habits.
Artie said that one way he's been trying to shed some pounds is by eating less before he goes to bed. Although he claimed the practice has been paying off, he acknowledged that he gave in last night, and consumed a meatball sub and some peanut butter M&Ms before he turned in.