Wendy the Retard called in to tell Howard that she was thinking about him yesterday, and that she felt he was unfairly suspended. Howard thanked Wendy for her concern and mentioned to her that he had worked out everything with Joel.
Wendy then revealed that she wrote a song for Howard during his one-day hiatus, but, upon being asked to sing it, could only remember a couple of the lines.
Howard played some clips of Wendy performing with her karaoke machine during her SIRIUS show and asked if she'd be willing to perform in front of an audience.
Wendy responded that since she'd do anything for Howard, singing live karaoke wouldn't be a problem.
Howard took a call from Mad Russian, who revealed that he's being deported after living in the US for 30 years because of a marijuana possession arrest going back more than 20 years ago. Mad explained that although he was born in the U.S.S.R., he's being deported to the Ukraine, a country he's never even visited. Howard recommended that Mad try to marry an American woman to attain citizenship, but Robin told him that trick doesn't work when a crime has been involved.
Mad added that he wouldn't marry a woman he didn't love anyway, even if it meant he could stay in the country. High Pitch Eric got on the line and informed Howard that everyone at yesterday's rally was there to support him.
Mariann from Brooklyn also called in and reported that Eric had phoned her 25 times this morning because some sources were crediting her with organizing the protest. They all thought it might have had something to do with the fact that Eric was over half an hour late for the protest he "organized." Both Howard and Artie proceeded to thank Mariann for putting together the event, which didn't sit well with Eric.