Scraping the Bottom

Howard reported that he Tivo'ed a Faith Hill special this past weekend with the hopes that she'd be wearing some revealing outfits.

However, Howard said that Faith didn't wear anything sexy during the broadcast, so the time he spent viewing it was a waste. Howard went on to note that he also recorded a recent airing of a Victoria's Secret fashion show, but that it, too, disappointed him.

Howard admitted that he watched both the programs last night after already having "done the deed" – twice – to "Sopornos 4," which made him feel disgusting.

Artie then pointed out that taping a Faith Hill special just to see if she showed any skin did sound pathetic.