Howard announced that Dennis Hof, who runs "The Bunny Ranch" in Nevada, is planning on bringing some of his women to the parade next week.
When he heard the news, JD came into the studio and commented that if one girl in particular accompanies Dennis to the event, he'd be willing to lose his virginity to her on the spot.
Howard proceeded to note that JD seems to have gotten more forward as of late and added that he saw pictures of him getting lap dances from some of the interns at last night's KROCK Christmas party.
JD responded that his behavior at the party was largely influenced by the amount of Jack and Coke he drank.
Gary commented that, although JD had only three drinks, he appeared to be pretty drunk.
Given this, Robin advised that, if he can't handle his booze, JD should go back to his Malibu Bay Breezes as his drink of choice.