Last Friday resident perv Richard Christy went home with a serious dilemma on his hands: should he spend his Friday Night Wack Fest with Jillian Grace or Candice Michelle? Richard only pleasures himself one or two nights a week and makes a big deal about it. He said last week that, even though he thinks Candice is hotter, he'll probably be with Jillian first because he's never been with her before.
Howard wanted to know how it went and Richard said he actually spent most of his night with Candice. He said he was out late on Friday and he came home and went on Howardstern.com and said the pictures of Candice he saw here were so hot he was able to use those to pleasure himself. He congratulated super photographer Jason Kaplan for taking such great shots of Candice and having her get in sexy poses. He said he likes how Jason has them do things like blow kisses to the camera and look at the camera in a sexy way. He did it three times to those pictures over the weekend and got so into Candice that he forgot all about Jillian. Artie said that Richard should buy a box of Valentine's candy for his left hand.