After the break, Verne Troyer's wife, Genevieve Gallen, dropped by to talk about being married to Mini-Me and their impending divorce. The first thing that struck Howard was what a good looking woman Genevieve is. As a 5'6", 105 lbs. Yoga expert, she was in Howard's opinion, "smoking hot."
Genevieve met Verne at a New Years Party at the Playboy Mansion in 2000 and at first, she didn't know who he was except that he was very forward, which didn't really do anything for her at the time. However, they did start seeing each other more often socially after that, just not romantically. It wasn't until a July 4th party at the Mansion in 2002 that she started to feel a "romantic connection" with Verne and it was a few days after that they first had sex. Genevieve said the sex with Verne was very good. Howard tried to figure out the logistics of it, but Genevieve wouldn't go into details.
They got engaged in 2003, married on January 22, 2004 and divorced on March 14, 2004. Essentially, they were married for 2 whole months. She says they were still speaking to each other as of last week, but then everything fell apart when she resisted plans for Verne to appear in a reality TV show. She felt the show was not something that would be good for him. Howard asked Genevieve if she would go back to Verne if he asked and she said, "absolutely," as long as he was sober and promised not to return to his old lifestyle. She said she really wasn't looking to make money from the divorce, just enough to cover her attorney fees.
After spending way too long talking about her marital issues, Gary finally came in to save the day. Gary quickly convinced Genevieve to change into some lingerie. While she was in the bathroom changing, Gary said even Tom was complaining about her monotone voice. A caller asked if she had ever given Verne a "grumpy munchkin," but Howard never passed the question along. As soon as she dropped her robe, the whole room was blown away. Both Artie and Howard called her, "smokin'!" Ralph called in to say he didn't think she sounded that annoying and Artie told him that she was a "California 9" on top of that. Ralph wanted to know if she was ever freaked out by Verne's appearance and she said that sometimes he did look a little bloated. She said that what he lacked in size "down there" he made up with in creativity, but his claim about a "baby's arm" was a little exaggerated. He is completely proportional.
Howard then asked Genevieve to take off her panties which she did while confessing to having a compulsion for completely shave her body every day -- to the point of once shaving on a train. Chaunce called in trying to insinuate that Genevieve was on Xanax, but all she'd admit to was having lingual braces (behind her teeth) and a little vodka before the show. That made Artie fall completely in love with her. Chaunce also wanted to know if she had a dwarf fetish, but she denied it. Genevieve said she was afraid the tabloids would try to trash her with accusations like that and being a gold digger in the coming weeks, as Verne's reality show gets closer to airing. Ralph pointed out that no one could really accuse her of being a gold digger since she was hot enough to score a richer guy than Mini-Me. When he heard that she was going to be evicted soon, Ralph offered to let her live with him in his loft and not wanting to be left out, Chaunce offered to let her live in his basement. Howard ended the interview by trying to figure out what Verne could have possibly been thinking when he divorced Genevieve -- including checking to see if her breasts felt weird. After a short consultation with Dr. Artie, Howard confirmed her breasts were not the problem -- they felt perfect.