Stump the Perv: Richard Christy vs. Adam

February 18, 2005
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Today, the first ever edition of “Stump the Perv” was played. Resident perv, Richard Christy squared off against free-lance perv Adam. Adam contacted the show after he heard we were looking for porn experts to play a game like this. He claims to watch 4 to 8 porn tapes a week and said his computer has over 140 gigabytes of porn on it. He said he has a photographic memory for porn and was even wearing an “I Love Porn” t-shirt. Richard said he’d wear one of those if he had one. Richard said he only had 50 gigs of porn on his computer so he wanted to compare notes with Adam after the show. Adam said that sounded kind of gay to him. Adam claimed to not have as bad a social life as Richard does though. He said he goes out and actually gets laid. He said he once hooked up with a porn star and has had sex as recently as last week. After meeting Adam the game got under way. It was played in the style of “Win Fred’s Money” where Adam went first to see how many questions he could correctly answer in the shortest amount of time, or one minute, which ever came first. 1. What star of such adult films as “Big Breasted Beauties” and “Cheerleader School” ran for governor of California in 2003? (Mary Carey) 2. What star of such adult films as “Filthy Rich” and “Pink Slip” was introduced to the adult industry by her aunt, Sunset Thomas? (Sunrise Adams) 3. What former porn star was featured in the 1998 Metallica music video “Turn The Page”? (Ginger Lynn) 4. What blonde bombshell, who starred in the 2002 film “Love Machine,” trained to be a mortician before becoming a porn star? (Chloe Jones) 5. What adult film star made her porn debut in the 1993 film “Hidden Obsession” and went on to star in such classics as “Blondage” and “Where the Boys Aren’t”? (Janine) 6. Who was Playboy’s Playmate of the Year in 1995? (Julie Lynn Cialini) 7. What June 2001 Penthouse Pet of the Month went on to star in such films as “Puppeteer,” “Up the Wahzoo,” and “Last Girl Standing”? (Briana Banks) Adam correctly answered #1, #2 and #5 in a full minute. Richard also used up a full minute but was able to answer five questions correctly! He got #1, #2, #3, #4 and #5 right, claiming the Stump the Perv crown and a box of tissues for the first time. Congratulations Richard!