FROM THE JANUARY 14, 2005 SHOW

FROM THE JANUARY 14, 2005 SHOW

MEET TEAM STRAP-ON Today was the first game of Strap On Baseball, where three girls competed for breast implants. The three girls playing were Morgan (blue bikini), Sylvia (pink bikini) and Christine (black leather bikini). Morgan had been on the show before, vying for a chance to be shackled to High Pitch Eric. Howard said her boobs looked great and she shouldn't get any implants, but Morgan said she really needed them. She said she had put on some weight and that's why they looked bigger, but if she lost 10 pounds, they'd be completely flat. After a little prodding, Howard got Morgan to show him her boobs. He again said they were really nice and she shouldn't do it. Morgan has one of her nipples pierced. She said she was going to pierce both of them, but the first one hurt so much she stopped. Syliva was another one Howard thought shouldn't have a boob job. She was really hot and said she has done modeling for a few magazines. It was Sylvia's birthday today and she said getting boob implants would be the best gift she could receive. She showed Howard her boobs and Howard was even more adamant about her not getting a job done. He said her boobs were perfect and begged her not to get work done. He even offered her $500 to drop out of the contest right then and there. However, Sylvia said she has wanted bigger boobs ever since she was a little kid and she still wants them very badly. Christine had a different reason for wanting breast implants. Apparently, she had a botched boob job when she was 17 and she lost all sensitivity in her nipples. She said her nipples were attached to her rib cage and the surgery left her with bad scars to boot. She said in addition, her clitoris is on the inside instead of the outside, so she has a real hard time climaxing. Dr. Sal Calabro sounded doubtful he would be able to restore sensitivity to her nipples, but Christine was hopeful. Christine is also into S&M and said she really loves bondage and role playing. She is also a member of SAG and said she has been in a few movies, but just as an extra.