JOHN THE STUTTERER: DECEMBER 14, 2004

JOHN THE STUTTERER: DECEMBER 14, 2004

THE STUTTERER VS. THE (POSSIBLE) VIRGIN Conservative columnist Debbie Schlussel sat in on the news today, but not before encountering an angry John the Stutterer. John had mentioned in a voicemail once that he didn't like Debbie, so Howard had him come in to explain. John yelled at her, calling her a right wing hypocrite and saying she was wrong about a lot of the stuff she talked about. It's funny to hear John yell because he doesn't stutter when he yells. At some point in his rant, he screamed that Debbie was openly against the idea of premarital sex, which led Howard to question whether or not Debbie was a virgin since she's never been married. Debbie got real quiet and said she refused to answer the question. Howard took her silence to mean she was a virgin and considering she's 35, that's pretty wild news. John screamed at Debbie some more, saying she supported Senator Brownback and that meant she was against the show, but Howard was so hung up on the virgin thing he barely noticed. Howard kept trying to get an answer from her, but she wouldn't say whether or not she's had sex before.