SURVIVING THE MONSTER

SURVIVING THE MONSTER

Terri called in today to explain her ordeal and Howard and Doug ran through her six hours of hell yesterday. At first, it wasn't so bad for her because High Pitch was in the back office doing some phony phone calls. She actually had a fun time doing them with him and Howard played one where they called a child psychiatrist and Erik played the part of a rude child shouting out obscenities. Then Erik took a break in the kitchen and started shoveling food into his mouth. Terri had to go to the bathroom and had to bring Erik into the bathroom with her. He stood outside her stall but she couldn't go under all the pressure and asked Erik to turn the water on. Erik complained that he couldn't reach because he wasn't "plastic man!" She ultimately gave up and never went to the bathroom. Things got worse when they got to Erik's apartment and Terri immediately complained about the smell. High Pitch said he just needed to open up a window. He then offered her a drink and sat down at his computer. Terri said if Erik just let her buy a chair and a pillow she might have been fine. She said what really killed it for her was that Erik just sat there and looked at porn on his computer all night. Plus, she said she couldn't go to the bathroom at his house because it was so disgusting. Terri said his place smelled horrible and his body odor was disgusting too. None of this seemed to faze Erik. Terri said Erik had a booger hanging out of his nose all day yesterday and it grossed her out. Howard pointed out that Erik also had bleeding gums. Terri said she just couldn't have made it three days and decided to end it sooner than later. She flew home yesterday afternoon and right away took two showers. Howard said she sounded like a rescued hostage.