Today was our 2nd annual "Stupid Bowl" in which four porn stars compete in various stupid and sexy stunts. Two of today's porn stars -- Friday. Howard had clips of each of the girls in their respective porn movies. Jasmine Byrne was in a movie called "Throat Yogurt 2" and Howard played a clip from it. Jasmine said she's made about 200 films in the past 2 years. She said one of the only things she won't do is more than six guys at once on film. She said that scared her. Friday is 33-years-old and didn't get into porn until later in life, but she's totally embraced it now. Howard played some of her sex clips too and they sounded hot. Hollie Stevens was one of the clown girls. She once got her nipple infected while doing a dance around a stripper pole. She said the pole was probably dirty and she ended up being hospitalized because of the infection. She also said she pleasures herself in tanning salons while lying on the tanning beds. Jenna is a black porn star who was also wearing clown make up. She once had sex with 13 men at once in a film. She's engaged to a white guy and she likes to be "hog tied" during sex. She once pleasured herself on an airplane. After meeting the girls it was time to get on with the game!
The first event in the Stupid Bowl involved each girl trying to pop as many balloons as she could with just her ass in 30 seconds. The top two girls would move on to the next round. The girls went one at a time with Gary feeding the balloons under them as they plopped down on them. The girls had to perform this task -- and every task in the Stupid Bowl -- naked. Jasmine went first and popped 11 balloons in 30 seconds. Next up was Friday, who also did 11 and then so did Hollie! Jenna went last and blew the other girls away with 13 balloons popped in 30 seconds. The crew hadn't planned on a tie-breaking event so all four girls got to advance to the next round. The 2nd Stupid Bowl event was "Dildo Golf". Each girl had to get on all fours and hit a golf ball with a 15 inch dildo strapped to her head. The girls each got one hit and the two girls who got closest to the hole would move on to the next round. Jasmine and Friday went first again and neither of them hit the ball very well. Hollie went next and was having problems with her strap-on, which kept falling off because it was too loose. She missed the ball a few times before giving it a good whack; getting it close to the hole. Jenna went next and also hit the ball well, so both she and Hollie -- the two clown girls -- moved on to the final event - "Singing Sausage." In this event, each girl had to put at least 4 inches of a sausage in her mouth and then try to sing a song. Hollie had a hard time getting the sausage in and really only got about 3 inches of sausage in her mouth. She also didn't sing her song very clearly, so when Jenna got 4 inches in and sang relatively well, she was declared the unanimous winner! Even though the contest was over, Friday was curious about how well she could compete in the last event so she grabbed the sausage and immediately shoved about 7 1/4 inches in her mouth! Everyone was blown away. She then sang a little and did a decent job. Jenna got all the glory, though, winning the competition and $5000. It was another great year for the "Stupid Bowl"!