Today is Gary's 44th birthday and of course Sal the Stockbroker couldn't let the occasion pass without marking it with various tooth and monkey jokes. Howard said that Sal has been planning this for days but nothing he wanted to do has panned out. He kept sending Howard emails over the weekend about wanting to get Gary's dentist to come in or the girl that Gary tried to get back together with on a tape he made for her, but he came up empty handed. He did put together some song parodies though, and Will the Farter came in to fart happy birthday for Gary while the staff stood around him wearing monkey masks.
After Will was done farting the song, Sal joked that if you closed your eyes and took a whiff it smelled like Gary just blew out his birthday candles. Even though Sal was goofing on Gary he may have learned how hard it is to actually produce a show since a lot of the stuff Sal produced didn't work that well. He had a CD of various fake celebrities wishing Gary a happy birthday, but the first four tracks were missing. Then when he gave Howard a new CD, some of the tracks didn't work. Scott the Engineer said it sounded like the tracks were phased wrong or something like that, but Howard wanted to know why it seems like we're the only radio show in the world to have these problems? Howard asked Gary what he was going to do for his birthday today but unfortunately, Gary said he had to go to a wake. Sal jokingly asked if that guy died after getting a whiff of Gary's breath.