Howard said the last time Will the Farter was in here he mentioned he was getting married and Howard wanted to do something for the wedding on the air. Unfortunately, Tom Chiusano is enforcing new rules about farting that will not allow us to do it on the air. Howard said that Tom bleeps farts that are either too long or wet sounding or something like that. Howard said he wasn't sure what the criteria was when it comes to farting anymore. S
al revealed that the reason Will can fart on command so well is that he was born without a rectum and the doctors had to build one for him. Will confirmed this and said he learned about his ability to fart as a kid when he bent over one day and air got sucked right in and he had to fart it out. Gary said he was like Superboy discovering his powers. Sal wondered if Will's constructed crapper looked weird but Will said he didn't know. He bent over with his pants down in front of Gary for him to check out and showed Howard as well but no one saw anything weird. Will told Howard that the next time he comes in he wants to bring in his friend that lets him squat over his face with his bare ass and fart on him for beer. Howard said that sounded great but then Gary informed him that Tom put the kibosh on that bit too. According to Tom, part of the new rules is that we're not allowed to fart on anyone. Artie said that basically means the thing that makes farting absolutely hilarious has been taken away. Howard promised Will that he can come on with his friend and do his nude fart the first day we're at SIRIUS. Gary said the whole thing sounded like a roman helmet with farting to him.