Playboy's Miss April 2005, Courtney Rachel Culkin, came in the studio today to promote her pictorial in the new issue. Howard asked if she was related to Macaulay Culkin at all and she said she thinks she's distant cousins with him but she doesn't know for sure. While she was walking in, Howard noted that she was pretty short and said that most short girls end up in Playboy because they are too short to model. Courtney said that she'd show him and end up a model despite her height.
She said she really wants to be a cover girl one day and plans on living out that dream. Courtney said was discovered for Playboy after attending an open casting call, and right before her shoot she got breast implants. She started out as a B and was supposed to get a C cup, but she woke up with D's and didn't complain. Howard said that he heard that Courtney had a pretty messed up childhood. When she was 10, her mom and her mom's boyfriend were shot to death, execution style, over a drug deal. She went through a lot of therapy over that instance and actually contacted "psychic" John Edwards, asking him to contact her mom. He claimed he did but only told her facts anyone could have found out in a newspaper. She also revealed the craziest thing she's ever done sexually is have sex with her boyfriend while he was driving a car. She said she just got on top of him and went at it. Howard asked if she was scared of causing an accident but she said she wasn't. Howard said with his luck he would have been the one killed while she was making love to her boyfriend in a moving car.
Richard Home Alone with Culkin
Creepy Christy came in during the Courtney Rachel Culkin interview to talk about how he pleasured himself to Culkin's pictures over the weekend. He said he was out drinking on Saturday and then ran home to diddle himself to her because he knew she was coming on the show this week. But the only problem was Richard was so drunk that it took him a long time to get himself into proper position down there. Howard joked that he should keep a bottle of Viagra by his bed. Richard said he wasn't actually in his bed; he was sitting naked in his leather "office" chair when he masturbated. He said he ended up leaving a puddle of ass sweat when he was done and he has to remember to tell people not to sit in that chair when they come over. Richard told Culkin that he fantasizes about her looking at him through the computer while he does that and imagines that Culkin actually likes to watch him whack it. Surprisingly, Culkin said she doesn't find that sexy though. Howard then asked Courtney to get in the tickle chair because her notes said she's really ticklish. Unfortunately no one could make her squirm. Gary tried first but was getting nowhere, even when he tried to tickle her bare feet. Howard came over to give it a shot but still came up with nothing. The only one who got a good reaction from Courtney in the tickle chair was Artie Lange. While strapped in, Culkin revealed that if they were both single she'd date Artie in a heartbeat. Artie was so stunned he seemed to have no reaction to her comment.