A woman named Wendy called into the show today to tell Howard about a weird experience she had with Richard "Creepy" Christy. She said she's a good friend of his and they were recently out at a diner where she was telling him some pretty racy stories. Whatever she was talking to him about was getting him aroused and when the bill came, Richard couldn't stand up because he was at "full attention."
Richard said it was funny because their waitress, an older lady, was waiting for them to leave so she could go home for the night and was getting impatient with them. She came back to their table 15 minutes after dropping off the check to see what the deal was, but Little Richard was still at full mast. Richard said that he's really attracted to Wendy and pleasures himself to her pictures sometimes. Richard and Wendy are such good friends that she actually gave him a pair of her panties once to use while he pleasures himself, because for some reason, she's not disgusted by that. Everyone wanted to know why Richard wasn't sleeping with this girl?
Richard said it's been discussed before, but he figures when she's ready, she'll come to him. Howard told him that sometimes you have to go after the girl a little. He suggested he get some lessons from Ronnie "My Pimp Hand's Strong" Mund, who really corralled that girl Brooke yesterday. Ronnie went after her, had her come up, and then bossed her around while she was here and she loved it! Howard couldn't believe how she kept looking to Ronnie before taking off her shirt and getting oiled up and things like that. Ronnie came in and said he's starting to think that Richard might be gay because he heard that Richard spent a night in a hotel with Wendy and still didn't put the moves on her. Everyone seemed to think that Richard already blew it with Wendy because she probably just looks at him like one of the girls now and not a man.