Carol "Is she a supermodel" Alt stopped by for a quick visit today to promote her new play, "Pieces of Ass" in NY. Carol had been a frequent guest on the show in the past and had always clashed with Fred "Eric" Norris over whether or not she was a supermodel. Fred had always vigorously argued that she wasn't and today was no different.
Carol was discussing how in her play, she talks about the definition of a supermodel, when Fred interrupted her to say that basically means she's lying on the stage. The two of them started going back and forth, with her saying she didn't realize Fred was still here and Fred snapping back that he didn't realize she was still in show business. Fred then mocked her for being one of the only cast members of "Private Parts" not to go on to a successful film or TV career. Howard told Fred he was being harsh and asked Carol why it seems that she only dates hockey players. She's currently dating a 31-year-old Russian hockey player who signed an $87.5 million deal with the NHL before the season was canceled. Fred then called her a "hockey ho". Robin didn't understand where all of Fred's hostility was coming from and everyone started to wonder if there was some sort of sexual tension between the two of them. Howard pressed on with the interview, discovering that while Carol's boyfriend is in Russia playing hockey, Carol doesn't necessarily expect him - or herself for that matter - to remain faithful. Obviously, this intrigued Howard. Fred wouldn't quit, however, wondering why Carol was in a play called "Pieces of Ass" when she is not a piece of ass. Robin and Howard said Fred was crazy because she was still stunningly beautiful. Fred told Howard he'd better check his glasses' prescription.