Heidi Cortez, aka Jessie DeMoaner, came on the show to promote her website SexxyNoises.com. Heidi was on the show last year as DeMoaner to promote the same site and the CDs she sells on it. Heidi narrates very expressive and arousing, erotic stories in the first person. She sets up scenarios such as meeting "you" in the supermarket and then having sex with you in the back. On the tapes she gets really into it and moans and screams a lot. Heidi decided to go back to her real name after landing a spread on Playboy.com. Howard played some prank calls Heidi recorded for us the other day where she called a pizza place and asked the pizza guy to write a sexy note for her boyfriend to be delivered with the pizza.
She started moaning and talking about all the nasty things she did with her boyfriend and the pizza guy was getting way into it. Howard also had some great clips that sounded like she was having sex with people from the show. In one of them the guys put in clips from Robin's audio book with one of Heidi's clips so it sounded like they were having sex with each other. Heidi said she doesn't have a boyfriend right now and last had sex a month ago. Howard role played with her a little bit and she was pretty good at it, at least until Doug Goodstein ran in to ask Heidi to get into a bikini and ruined it. After that, Heidi was distracted and never really got back into the story. Howard was pretty upset with Doug for that.
But Doesn't Walk the Walk
Howard then switched gears and asked Heidi if she'd be willing to get naked. Heidi steadfastly refused and even refused to get into a bikini. The guys tried everything to get her either naked or into a bikini, but she wouldn't bite. Howard pretended to think that the real reason she didn't want to get naked was because she had gained weight - hoping she would strip down to prove him wrong. Someone even called in claiming to be Arnold Schwarzenegger and told her to get naked, but she still wouldn't do it. Finally the guys found a loop hole. Heidi's friend Annette was at the station with her and was dying to meet Motley Crue, who was coming on after Heidi. Howard brought Annette on the air and said she could meet Crue if Heidi got naked. Heidi still refused. Finally, Heidi agreed get down to her bra and panties and Annette would get completely naked if they could both meet the Crue. Howard agreed and the girls stripped down. Everyone said Heidi looked great and she shouldn't have been ashamed to get undressed.