DOUBLE GAY

DOUBLE GAY

Super fan Double A came in today because he wanted to meet WWE superstar Triple H. Howard said Double A could but he'd have to get into the Robospanker and answer Triple H trivia questions. For every question he got wrong, he'd get spanked. Double A walked in wearing nothing but a pink bikini bottom and carrying his three, huge WWE replica belts. One of the belts even had his name on it. Double actually has six belts all together - three he left at home - and he estimated that all six cost him around $1000. He said he keeps his belts hanging on his wall at home. Artie joked that those hid the dead hookers he has hanging up. Double A then climbed into the Robospanker and said it was pretty gay. Artie said that being such a huge wrestling fan was gay in and of itself. Howard asked Double a series of Triple H questions, but Double kept getting them wrong and therefore got a ton of wacks. Gary said the faces Double A was making each time he got hit were hilarious. Since Double A went through the humiliation of getting in the Robospanker, Howard let him meet Triple H, (even though he got all the trivia questions wrong). Triple H came in and said he was completely disgusted seeing Double A in the Robospanker and said if Double was a real wrestling fan, he never would have gotten into it in the first place. Double kept telling Triple H that he wasn't gay, but Triple joked that Double A probably walked around his house naked, wearing only the belts. Double A said that wasn't true, but he did often walk around his house wearing the belts, pretending he'd just won a big wrestling bout?as if that were better.