MEET MRS. MINI-ME

After the break, Verne Troyer’s wife, Genevieve Gallen, dropped by to talk about being married to Mini-Me and their impending divorce. The first thing that struck Howard was what a good looking woman Genevieve is. As a 5’6″, 105 lbs. Yoga expert, she was in Howard’s opinion, “smoking hot.” Genevieve met Verne at a New Years Party at the Playboy Mansion in 2000 and at first, she didn’t know who he was except that he was very forward, which didn’t really do anything for her at the time. However, they did start seeing each other more often socially after that, just not romantically. It wasn’t until a July 4th party at the Mansion in 2002 that she started to feel a “romantic connection” with Verne and it was a few days after that they first had sex. Genevieve said the sex with Verne was very good. Howard tried to figure out the logistics of it, but Genevieve wouldn’t go into details. They got engaged in 2003, married on January 22, 2004 and divorced on March 14, 2004. Essentially, they were married for 2 whole months. She says they were still speaking to each other as of last week, but then everything fell apart when she resisted plans for Verne to appear in a reality TV show. She felt the show was not something that would be good for him. Howard asked Genevieve if she would go back to Verne if he asked and she said, “absolutely,” as long as he was sober and promised not to return to his old lifestyle. She said she really wasn’t looking to make money from the divorce, just enough to cover her attorney fees.