Anna Benson, the wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson, came in today to discuss her efforts to get her own reality show. The last time Anna was here she made big news saying that she'd sleep with everyone in the Mets organization if she ever found proof that her husband cheated on her.
Anna backed off her a claim a little this time, saying she'd only sleep with the hot players on the team. Howard started reading off the Mets roster but Anna wouldn't comment on any of the guys. She did say that Howard would be 1st or 2nd on her list though. Gary noticed that Anna was wearing some major bling and she said that one of her rings was a 10 karat diamond. Artie joked that unlike her husband, Anna actually has a "ring" (as in World Series ring).
Howard reminded Anna that she got a little mad at him during her last appearance because he objected to how Anna kept saying "We" when referring to her husband's career. Anna didn't want to get into that again but feels she plays a major part in her husband's successful career in a lot of ways. Howard wanted to know what Anna's reality show would be about since she really doesn't have a career. Anna said that she basically runs the entire household for Kris so he can concentrate on pitching. She deals with money issues and the kids and things like that. She also wants to show how tense it can be for a pitcher's wife to watch her husband pitch. Howard suggested she put the show on HBO so she could appear topless on the show.
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Anna again discussed her and Kris' voracious sex life. The last time she was on, she talked about how they can't keep their hands off each other and have had sex at or near many of the major ballparks throughout the country. This time she talked about how she likes to walk around the house in sexy outfits for Kris. She said she likes to turn on her husband by being seductive and she hardly ever turns him down for sex when he asks. Anna said that she and Kris usually only have sex once per session but that's enough to satisfy her. Howard wondered how long the sex sessions lasted; she answered, "not long, usually about 45 minutes." Howard and crew were shocked by that and were sure that included foreplay but she said no, that did not include foreplay. Howard wanted to know how her husband could do that and said that his all time best personal record was 3.4 minutes.