Howard brought up the idea for his giant farewell tour again today. He said the day after his last day on terrestrial radio he wants to get on a bus and tour the entire country, saying goodbye to the fans and inviting them to join him at his new home. He said he didn't have it all planned out yet but wants to have a line of buses or motor homes or something like that to travel the country in, stopping in as many markets as he can. He plans on starting with just a few hot chicks on his bus and then picking up more as he travels around the country.
He also wants to stay at fans' homes along the way. He said he hasn't planned out a route yet but figures the road tour would last about a month. Howard promised all of his fans are welcome to follow his caravan and make it a true event. Segment Producer Jason Kaplan came in with a crude map he drew of the country outlining a potential travel route. He said they could start in NY, work their up to Hartford then Boston then Maine, then cut across the northern half of the country, go down the west coast, and come back across the south. While Jason was in there Artie pointed that he looked like Harvey Fierstein because he still had remnants on from yesterday's Office Competition where members of the staff dressed up like women. Jason said he can't get the mascara off as hard as he tries and said that several female employees here have asked him what kind he used since it didn't seem to run even though he cried a lot over his loss to Willamena. Jason had also waxed his eyebrows and has to wait for them to grow back too. Howard said that the contest was a lot of fun yesterday and applauded everyone who participated because he said everyone went all out for it, although like Jason, a lot of the guys are still showing signs of their feminization a day later.