An old friend of the show, Sioebhan (pronounced "Shivan") the Transsexual, came in today to show off his new surgery. Apparently Sioebhan went all the way and had a complete sex change operation. Before he came in Gary told Howard that Sioebhan now wants to be referred to as a female at all times. Howard said there was no way he was buying into that. Sioebhan came in the studio and everyone thought "she" looked the same as "she" did years ago. Sioebhan said the pain from "her" sex change operation was really bad and "she" was in the hospital for 9 days. "She" said that "she" had to borrow $22,000 for the operation from "her" brother and now "she's" afraid he's going to lose his house over the loan - unless "she" makes "her" payments on time every time. Howard asked "her" why "she" couldn't wait to pay for it "herself" but Sioebhan said "she" just couldn't.
Howard also pointed out that Sioebhan doesn't work and is basically a squatter because "she" doesn't own or rent so he thought it was pretty irresponsible of Sioebhan to take that kind of loan from "her" brother. While Sioebhan is happy with "her" operation, it apparently hasn't all been peaches and cream. "She" said "she's" developed a nasty case of hemorrhoids and also, after getting a culture done, "she's" developed a "cheesy" smell down there. Also, "she" now has irritable bowl syndrome. Sioebhan said "she" hasn't had sex with "her" new equipment yet because "she" has to wait to get a labiaplasty. Sioebhan then stood up to show everyone that "she" is, indeed, a woman, and everyone groaned loudly. Sioebhan claimed that "she" was beautiful down there but Gary said it looked like "her" doctor missed by about a foot.
Artie said it also stunk really bad and he wasn't 100% sure where the smell was coming from. Howard ended up giving Sioebhan some prize money to help "her" out and said hi to "her" daughter who was also at the station. Everyone was amazed by how cute Sioebhan's daughter, Helena, was. She has a boyfriend and Howard asked her how long she dates someone before telling them about her father and Helena said she tells them right away so she's not hiding anything. A caller then asked if Helena would take off her pants to even out what had just taken place in the room but Helena wasn't into that. Sioebhan said "she" was just a woman born in a man's body and "she" didn't understand why so many people have a hard time accepting that.