Lorraine, aka the Tall Goddess, came in today to promote her website and a new film she is directing. Howard told her she got booked on the show because legendary Hollywood mogul, Robert Evans, asked that we allow her on.
Gary said that Evans told him that he's not sleeping with Lorraine but wouldn't mind doing so. Everyone got the impression that Evans was probably hoping she'd sleep with him if he landed her this interview but when asked, Lorraine circled around the question. Howard bet she doesn't end up sleeping with him. Lorraine said she's been in soft core porn movies and also directs some porn movies but it was hard to tell to what degree she's' been in porn.
Because she's half German, Howard wanted her to play "Guess Who's the Jew" with Kurt Waldheim Jr., aka Fred Norris. Fred, in his full Nazi persona, asked her to guess which out of the following three was Jewish or had Jewish blood: #1 - Antonio Banderas, #2 - Jorge Posada of the Yankees, #3 - Fidel Castro. Lorraine guessed Jorge Posada and was scolded by Kurt for being incorrect. Fidel Castro comes from Mexican Jews!
After interviewing her for several minutes Howard was still trying to figure out how Lorraine, the Tall Goddess, earned a living when she revealed that she used to be a dominatrix in Germany. She said she'd get paid $500 for providing BDSM - Bondage, Discipline, Sado Masochism. Howard said that our own Richard "Creepy" Christy would be willing to be dominated and Lorraine said she'd love to do that. So Richard came in, stripped down to his boxers and got hooked up to the tickle post. Richard told her that she could do anything she wanted to do to him as long as she didn't break any bones. Howard also asked Lorraine to get naked while she dominated Richard and she had no problem with that, quickly stripping to her panties. Gary laughed when Richard took his clothes off because he was wearing "Simpsons" boxer shorts, Artie said all he could think of was Sam Simon earning money for Richard's underwear. Once everything was set up, Lorraine took over, turning Richard around and pulling his boxers down around his ass so she could spank him. Richard started howling in pain, at one point saying it really hurt. Doug Goodstein suggested putting cooking oil on his ass but that seemed to hurt Richard more. Then Lorraine hit Richard with a paddle after first putting whipped cream on his ass. At first Richard thought that felt better than with her bare hands but then she started wailing away and he started to yelp. In between all the spanking though, Lorraine was very sensual with Richard, feeling his ass and running her hands and body up and down his back and chest. She even started biting his nipples lovingly - until she bit down to cause some pain. She called that "nipple torture". She spanked Richard a few more times until Richard finally yelled out that he couldn't take it anymore. Richard said it was a good experience and everyone noticed how Richard's ass had turned beet red.